# Monday, 25 June 2007

Foreigners eh, what do they know?

Whilst tidying my desk (which was last done sometime around the Crimean War judging by the amount of rubbish piled up on it), I came across these gems that had been gathered from around the world...

On a packet of convenience food from Italy: "Besmear a backing pan previously buttered with a good tomato sauce, and after, dispose the cannelloni, lightly distanced between them in only a couch."

Erm, we couldn't have explained it better ourselves! Or could we? Just be glad you didn't encounter this one...

Warning to motorists in Tokyo: When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passge, then tootle him with vigour."

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