# Wednesday, 01 July 2009

EEC regulations are bananas!

Apparently, there are now EEC regulations governing the bend of a banana! It’s true, and you can read them for yourself, if you can be bothered wading through all the big words! They were drawn up by the (wait for it…) Management Committee for Bananas, and include such gems as “The thickness of a transverse section of the  fruit between the lateral faces and the middle perpendicular to the  longitudinal axis, must be a minimum of 27mm” amongst others!

I’m so glad our money is being well spent!

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