# Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Some slightly scientific jokes

f(x) walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman said “I’m sorry sir, we don’t cater for functions.”

A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much a pint of beer would be. The barman replied “For you sir, no charge.

Two atoms were talking, and one said “Oh no, I think I lost an electron!” When asked if he was sure, he replied “I’m positive.”

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician watched two people enter a building. After a few moments, they came out again with a third person. The biologist concluded that they had multiplied. The physicist concluded that there had been an error in measurement. The mathematician concluded that if one more person entered the building, it would be empty.

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